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PostSubject: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:59 pm

Dost aur Patni me kya fark hai...??




















Dost ko aap kah sakte ho "Tu mera sabse achchha dost hai"









Par kya aap Patni se kah sakte ho "Tum meri sabse achchhi......."











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:00 pm

Wife: Bakre ki Zuban pakai hai....khawoge?













Husband: Mai muh se nikali hui chize nahi khata...
















Wife: To mai aapke liye Ande (Eggs) paka du ?











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:00 pm

एक चीता Cigarette का सुट्टा लगाने ही वाला था की अचानक एक चूहा वहां आया और बोला :

" मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
चीते ने एक लम्हा सोचा फिर चूहे के साथ दौड़ने लगा .

आगे एक हाथी अफीम पी रहा था , चूहा फिर बोला ,
" हाथी मेरे भाई छोड़ दो नशा , आओ मेरे साथ भागो , देखो ये जंगल कितना खुबसूरत है , आओ मेरे साथ दुनिया देखो "
हाथी भी साथ दौड़ने लगा .

आगे शेर whisky पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था , चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा .
शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5- 6 थप्पड़ मारे .

हाथी बोला , " अरे ये तो तुम्हे ज़िन्दगी की तरफ ले जा रहा है , क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को ?"
शेर बोला , " यह कमीना पिछली बार भी Bhang पी कर मुझे 3 घंटे जंगल मै घुमाता रहा ".











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:02 pm

Banta :- Agar tumhari 1 lakh ki Enaam Nikal aaye toh kya karoge

Santa:- Mei pagal ho jaunga and wo 1 lakh rupee apne treatment per lagauga.


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Sardar was asked in an interview

Can India Produce Another Kapil Dev

Sardar:- Now its tooooooooooooo late coz Kapil's Mother is Over 80yrs. Old.

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How does a Sardar Dial 9945599455



Think





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First he dials 99455 then press REDIAL


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Emotional Atyachar

Raat ko 12 Baje ladki ne boyfriend ko call kar diya or boli " mere ghar per koi nahi hai.

Boyfriend uske ghar gaya or sachmuch mei koi nahi tha. Tala laga tha

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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:02 pm

A girl sitting on a park bench...





Funny Begger : Hi Darling




Girl: How Dare You ? ? ?









Begger: Then What are you doing on my bed











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:03 pm

A beautiful Girl goes to Professor's room...open her first button of shirt...and said " I can do any thing to pass your paper "






Professor: (Stare her) : Any thing?



Girl (Goes Closer) :Yes any thing...



Professor (Lower Volume) : any thing?



Girl (Face on Professor's shoulder) : Yes any thing!!!





Professor (Whisper) : Then open your












































































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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Tue 27 Apr 2010, 1:03 pm

Banta: Tere Daddy kya karte hai?



Santa: Logo ko Aashirwaad dete hai!!




Banta: Wo BHAGWAAN hai?



Santa: Nahi




Banta: To Sadhu Mahatma hai?





Santa: Nahi..





Banta: Pandit hai?






Santa: Nahi





Banta: To kya Jogi Sanyasi hai?

































Santa : Nahi yaar....Bhikari hai











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Wed 28 Apr 2010, 1:27 pm

hahahah

very funny post











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PostSubject: Re: Try to Smile only   Wed 28 Apr 2010, 2:28 pm

dreamgirl wrote:
hahahah

very funny post


Thanks bounce











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